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Hi Elon, thanks for the question. Unlike the Earth, Mars has been observed to be round.

We hope you have a fantastic day!

— Flat Earth Society (@FlatEarthOrg) November 28, 2017

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In defence of 2017

So, 2016 was a nightmare, and 2017 continues to get progressively worse.

However.

Happened to be watching Dave, which was showing an episode of Mock the Week from 2012. Cue SEVEN straight white male comedians. With the jokes to match.

Some things are getting better.