Happy Birthday Earth

"Archbishop James claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 B.C., at exactly 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect. By almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning, which was correct. The whole business with the fossilized dinosaur skeletons was a joke the paleontologists haven't seen yet."
-God