Happy Birthday Earth

[elisi]

"Archbishop James claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 B.C., at exactly 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect. By almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning, which was correct. The whole business with the fossilized dinosaur skeletons was a joke the paleontologists haven't seen yet."
-God

Comments

[maia]

You and the earth have day-apart birthdays!!!

[elisi]

I knoooooow.

Couldn't God have waited ONE DAY MORE?

[maia]

Maybe She was waiting for the 22nd but the TARDIS arrived a day early?

[elisi]

...

God is a Time Lord?

[maia]

Time LADY!!!

:D

[elisi]

I stand corrected. ;)

[maia]

The world was created by accident, of course. She was just reversing the polarity of the neutron flow, and, well...

Time Lady: Er...I think I might have just...created...something...

Companion: *facepalm*

[elisi]

The only flaw in your argument is that Gallifrey is a part of the created Good Omens universe.

ETA: I stand corrected, see below.

[maia]

The only flaw in your argument is that Gallifrey is a part of the created Good Omens universe.

As Michael Sheen says, "the tree is dreaming itself."

[elisi]

I am just charmed by the idea of Thirteen as God. It's by FAR the most interesting thing to do with her.

[promethia_tenk]

*dying*

I'mma be honest: this would seem to answer a lot of questions about God's intentions with the whole thing. Accidentally created the universe, got distracted by a squirrel, totally missed the world trying to end itself.

[elisi]

God is the Thirteenth Doctor. That would explain the love of The Sound of Music also...

And Eleven *did* reboot the universe, so.

(Tbh this is the most interesting headcanon re Thirteen I have ever come across. Thank you Maia!)

[maia]

this would seem to answer a lot of questions about God's intentions with the whole thing. Accidentally created the universe, got distracted by a squirrel, totally missed the world trying to end itself.

Yes, it would explain rather a lot!

[juliet]

YES I love this.

[elisi]

I... might be writing this now.

[juliet]

*many very enthusiastic noises!*

(also if you are after like beta or anything...or any other assistance in making this delightful thing happen...hmu :) )

[elisi]

!! Why thank you, I might just take you up on that. (After bothering Promethia so extensively last time.)

This, of course, will be complete crack.

(Probably even moreso than the Torchwood/Twilight crossover I once wrote where Bella & Edward got Capt Jack pregnant.)

[juliet]

yay crack! :D

(I actively enjoy beta-ing!)

[elisi]

I had forgotten how much fun crack is.

Do you have a gmail? Then I can just add you on google drive once I have something to show.

[juliet]

sent you a message!

[promethia_tenk]

*seal claps*

[elisi]

It will be titled I'd Make A Very Bad God.

Because Nine was 100% correct.

[promethia_tenk]

Oh, excellent.

[elisi]

It's all TERRIBLY distracting, and I've put everything else on hold.

ETA: You will be happy to learn that I know exactly why Crowley fell, and he will be giving Thirteen a piece of his mind...

[promethia_tenk]

It's all TERRIBLY distracting, and I've put everything else on hold.
It always amuses me how your definition of 'putting everything on hold' still involves responding to all your comments.

ETA: You will be happy to learn that I know exactly why Crowley fell, and he will be giving Thirteen a piece of his mind...
This should be good. Does he get to yell at the sky?

[elisi]

Well I replied to all *your* comments before the plotbunny sank it's teeth into me.

And he gets to yell at HER. I am practically bouncing with gleeful anticipation. >:)

[promethia_tenk]

Well I replied to all *your* comments before the plotbunny sank it's teeth into me.
I win!

And he gets to yell at HER. I am practically bouncing with gleeful anticipation. >:)
I shall look forward.

Slowly realizing the genius of this idea as, much like God, Thirteen is reclusive, withholding, and nobody knows what the plot is. Is Crowley going to yell at her about Kerblam?

[elisi]

It is becoming increasingly satisfying. I have a comment elsewhere (https://elisi.dreamwidth.org/1929070.html#comments) to kaffyr delving into it too.

And Crowley won't know anything about Kerblam!, it'll be much more personal.

[promethia_tenk]

You just reeeeeaaaly want somebody to yell at Thirteen, don't you?

[elisi]

...

I want the writers to write her well. I want to trust that they know what they're doing.

I am resigned to this being unlikely to ever happen.

*However*, writing her is a BLAST and she & Crowley are... ::kisses fingertips::

ETA: bloody phone & autocorrect

[promethia_tenk]

Would someone yelling at Thirteen for being rubbish constitute proof that they know what they're doing?

*However*, writing her is a BLAST and she & Crowley are... ::kisses fingertips::
Glad to hear it!

ETA: bloody phone & autocorrect
The struggle is real.

[promethia_tenk]

Do you really want to share your birthday with the world, though? Isn't it bad enough for the people born on Christmas?

ETA: oh wow, duh: https://thegoodomensdumpster.tumblr.com/post/188501658022/linipik-earth-is-a-libra-and-good-and-evil

[elisi]

omg

[maia]

Happy Birthday, elisi!!!!!!!!!

[elisi]

Thank you. ♥ ♥ ♥

I'll be posting more today, oh yes!

[sea_thoughts]

The Earth is a Libra. It explains a lot. *rofl*

[elisi]

Like meeeeee!

(My birthday tomorrow. Am trying not to be upset that they didn't let me & Earth have the same birthday.)

[sea_thoughts]

If only they'd known! (And Happy Birthday for tomorrow.)

[elisi]

Truly a missed opportunity...

And thank you. :)

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

*CACKLES* Perfection...

[elisi]

And a Happy Belated Birthday to YOU!

You get to share a birthday with THE EARTH, I am QUITE jealous. :D

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you - and a belated Happy Birthday to you as well, dear one! :D Hope it was EPPIIICCCCCCC (like you) and it had cake (which we all need).

Dude. Me and the Earth are like THAT *crosses fingers*

[elisi]

Not EPIC, but very very lovely. :D

And I believe it. You & Earth are both awesome!

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

I love it!

[elisi]

Great, isn't it? :D

[kathyh]

Happy Belated Birthday to the Earth for yesterday and a Very Happy Birthday to you today. Hope you have a wonderful day :)

[elisi]

Thank you! <3 <3 <3