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Happy Birthday Earth

"Archbishop James claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 B.C., at exactly 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect. By almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning, which was correct. The whole business with the fossilized dinosaur skeletons was a joke the paleontologists haven't seen yet."
-God

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(also if you are after like beta or anything...or any other assistance in making this delightful thing happen...hmu :) )
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This, of course, will be complete crack.
(Probably even moreso than the Torchwood/Twilight crossover I once wrote where Bella & Edward got Capt Jack pregnant.)
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(I actively enjoy beta-ing!)
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Do you have a gmail? Then I can just add you on google drive once I have something to show.
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