It's all promethia_tenk's fault...
She wrote this, and then this particular bunny came back to me. A sequel to The Master Returns. Again. Title snagged from my icon. :)
Title: Don't Mess With River Song.
Length: 100 words.
Spoilers: S5. (And a knowledge of Last of the Timelords would be helpful.)
Setting: Sometime in the future.
Characters: Master (unspecified), River Song.
Rating: PG.
Don't Mess With River Song.
So near- so very near.
Escaping, hiding, planning, working, working, working... Only the touch of a button now stood between him and-
“Touch that button and I shoot. More than enough power for both your hearts - Master.”
He turned, sneering, because he knew how this story went. (A gun in four parts, strong enough to kill a Timelord...)
“As if he’d ask you to kill.”
She smiled then; a smile he’d not expected. A smile of ruthlessness and danger.
“I’m River Song. He doesn’t need to ask.”
Still - she was the Doctor’s wife... He reached towards the button.
She fired.
Title: Don't Mess With River Song.
Length: 100 words.
Spoilers: S5. (And a knowledge of Last of the Timelords would be helpful.)
Setting: Sometime in the future.
Characters: Master (unspecified), River Song.
Rating: PG.
So near- so very near.
Escaping, hiding, planning, working, working, working... Only the touch of a button now stood between him and-
“Touch that button and I shoot. More than enough power for both your hearts - Master.”
He turned, sneering, because he knew how this story went. (A gun in four parts, strong enough to kill a Timelord...)
“As if he’d ask you to kill.”
She smiled then; a smile he’d not expected. A smile of ruthlessness and danger.
“I’m River Song. He doesn’t need to ask.”
Still - she was the Doctor’s wife... He reached towards the button.
She fired.

Re: I've got an icon for that:
This is why fandom invented drabbles I think. :)
Attack of the vicious, evil plot bunnies! With their big, pointy teeth!
Like the one in Monthy Python and the Holy Grail!
Actually, I talk about worrying about letting things grow too big, but it's more like any excuse to stop writing. Writing hurts!
For me, it's mostly a time issue. I have WAY too many idea, and way too little time. :(
Actually, why should I be at all surprised the the Doctor will not stop talking, even in my damn head? That's, like, the least surprising thing ever.
LOL!
I just wish he'd shut up when I'm trying to get to sleep. A gag might be in order here.
I don't mind that, to be honest. I find it rather nice to have little stories play out in my head as I go to sleep. :)