It's all promethia_tenk's fault...
She wrote this, and then this particular bunny came back to me. A sequel to The Master Returns. Again. Title snagged from my icon. :)
Title: Don't Mess With River Song.
Length: 100 words.
Spoilers: S5. (And a knowledge of Last of the Timelords would be helpful.)
Setting: Sometime in the future.
Characters: Master (unspecified), River Song.
Rating: PG.
Don't Mess With River Song.
So near- so very near.
Escaping, hiding, planning, working, working, working... Only the touch of a button now stood between him and-
“Touch that button and I shoot. More than enough power for both your hearts - Master.”
He turned, sneering, because he knew how this story went. (A gun in four parts, strong enough to kill a Timelord...)
“As if he’d ask you to kill.”
She smiled then; a smile he’d not expected. A smile of ruthlessness and danger.
“I’m River Song. He doesn’t need to ask.”
Still - she was the Doctor’s wife... He reached towards the button.
She fired.
Title: Don't Mess With River Song.
Length: 100 words.
Spoilers: S5. (And a knowledge of Last of the Timelords would be helpful.)
Setting: Sometime in the future.
Characters: Master (unspecified), River Song.
Rating: PG.
So near- so very near.
Escaping, hiding, planning, working, working, working... Only the touch of a button now stood between him and-
“Touch that button and I shoot. More than enough power for both your hearts - Master.”
He turned, sneering, because he knew how this story went. (A gun in four parts, strong enough to kill a Timelord...)
“As if he’d ask you to kill.”
She smiled then; a smile he’d not expected. A smile of ruthlessness and danger.
“I’m River Song. He doesn’t need to ask.”
Still - she was the Doctor’s wife... He reached towards the button.
She fired.

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I hope we never really find out her story. She's so much more fun when we don't know!
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I'm happy to have provided two out of three. :)
I hope we never really find out her story. She's so much more fun when we don't know!
I'm all torn. Part of me is with you, and the other part wants to know *everything*, because I'm sure the Moff has it all worked out in perfect detail.
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loose all the interesting mysteryfind out all the answers.In my brain it's a later Doctor who meets her; she could be a recurring character once or twice a season for a long, long time!
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loose all the interesting mysteryfind out all the answers.Oh I see! No, I don't think that's likely.
In my brain it's a later Doctor who meets her; she could be a recurring character once or twice a season for a long, long time!
This. Very very much!