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24 April 2016 03:47 pmSo, because my browser was threatening to look like this, I decided to throw all the tabs I've kept open in order to share into one post.
NEW: Jane Got a Gun is not a feminist western – unless by ‘feminist’ you mean ‘contains a woman’
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Election year sexism against Hillary Clinton brought me closer to my mother.
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Tubman on $20 bills shows connection between money, slavery
New £20 note design and personality unveiled by Bank of England ( "Obviously it would be nice for it to have been a woman given women make up half the population, but I guess the Bank of England thinks one woman out of five historical figures ticks off their gender quota.")
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The world is going completely nuts! Europe feels threatened by 0.3% refugees, the USA are about to elect a man, of who no one really knows who is pulling the strings under the toupee and just as if that was not bad enough, Germany of all nations has to disabuse the world of how to behave morally right. I mean GERMANY! They did not even win one single world war in history!
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This Guy With Four Daughters Just Might Be The Funniest Dad On Twitter
NEW: Jane Got a Gun is not a feminist western – unless by ‘feminist’ you mean ‘contains a woman’
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Election year sexism against Hillary Clinton brought me closer to my mother.
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Tubman on $20 bills shows connection between money, slavery
New £20 note design and personality unveiled by Bank of England ( "Obviously it would be nice for it to have been a woman given women make up half the population, but I guess the Bank of England thinks one woman out of five historical figures ticks off their gender quota.")
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The world is going completely nuts! Europe feels threatened by 0.3% refugees, the USA are about to elect a man, of who no one really knows who is pulling the strings under the toupee and just as if that was not bad enough, Germany of all nations has to disabuse the world of how to behave morally right. I mean GERMANY! They did not even win one single world war in history!
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This Guy With Four Daughters Just Might Be The Funniest Dad On Twitter
[watching a guy on TV do CPR]
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2016
5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her?
Me: He's not. He's saving her life.
5: I'd rather die.
Me: Why are you being so loud?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 2, 2016
5-year-old: We're doing a fashion show
Me: So why are you yelling?
5: We're also witches so we kill people
[5 & 3-year-old daughters put on fairy wings & fight with lightsabers]
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 26, 2016
Me: What are you doing?
5: You won't understand. It's a girl thing.
