You had me at doubleplusgood.

Via beer_good_foamy:

Kristen Stewart to star in romantic remake of Nineteen Eighty-Four.

(Yes this is a real thing. No it's not April 1st.)

There is already a twitter hashtag: #Romantic1984

It's pure gold:

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
1984 is a Love Story