This is just me putting all my fic-snippets together in one proper story (in the proper order), so just ignore. (Unless you haven't read it already, in which case: Please enjoy the crack! *g*)
MAJOR spoilers for 'Breaking Dawn' and Torchwood S2.
Summary: It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Oh and Jack has sex with sparkly vampires.
( Beware the Sparkles )
MAJOR spoilers for 'Breaking Dawn' and Torchwood S2.
Summary: It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Oh and Jack has sex with sparkly vampires.
