I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING! (Also it was ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
flake_sake's idea. Blame her.) As before, this is pure un-beta'd CRACK (written in a hurry), although this time I think I have to warn that you might suffer a sugar overdose. Oh - also a little longer than the first part (1650 words), but I tried to get everything out of my system. (Part 1 here!)
MAJOR SPOILERS for Breaking Dawn and Torchwood S2. (Also microscopic 'spoiler' for a joke in the S4 finale.)
Summary: It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Oh and Jack gets to have sex with sparkly vampires.
( Hello Again! )
flake_sake's idea. Blame her.) As before, this is pure un-beta'd CRACK (written in a hurry), although this time I think I have to warn that you might suffer a sugar overdose. Oh - also a little longer than the first part (1650 words), but I tried to get everything out of my system. (Part 1 here!)MAJOR SPOILERS for Breaking Dawn and Torchwood S2. (Also microscopic 'spoiler' for a joke in the S4 finale.)
Summary: It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Oh and Jack gets to have sex with sparkly vampires.
( Hello Again! )
