A little Buffy Christmas Song

[elisi]

Today it's COLD and FROSTY and looking very Christmassy indeed, so I thought I'd post my little contribution to all the LJ Buffy Christmas stuff! Enjoy:



Twelve days of A Buffy Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Orlon Cubes,
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the eigth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight magic portals,
Seven Orlon Cubes,
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Slayer Scythes,
Eight magic portals,
Seven Orlon Cubes,
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten stuffy Watchers,
Nine Slayer Scythes,
Eight magic portals,
Seven Orlon Cubes,
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Troll God Hammers,
Ten stuffy Watchers,
Nine Slayer Scythes,
Eight magic portals,
Seven Orlon Cubes,
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve whittled stakes,
Eleven Troll God Hammers,
Ten stuffy Watchers,
Nine Slayer Scythes,
Eight magic portals,
Seven Orlon Cubes,
Six evil lawyers,
Five vengeance wishes,
Four mummyhands,
Three PuppetAngels,
Two BuffyBots,
And A Nekkid!Spike under a tree.

Comments

[kathyh]

Bwahaha... I love it. Nice icon too *g*.

[elisi]

I was humming the tune in my head a few days ago, and for some reason the words 'Nekkid!Spike under a tree' just came into my head - and then of course I had to go make up the whole thing!

And I remembered seeing the icon in awmp's Christmas icon post - and although there's no tree, I thought it'd do nicely! :-)

[spikefan.livejournal.com]

Love the song - you LJ people are ruining me for Christmas carols forever, you know. I saw that icon over at Blue's LJ and went Where in the hell did THAT come from?. Now I have to go dig up Wrecked dailies.

[elisi]

Have you seen poshcat's Spikey the punk rock vampire? Absolutely hilarious! And Wrecked dailies... the_royal_anna has promised that I can borrow hers! :)

And...(studies fingernails)... what did you think of the end of my fic?

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

That was great!! It's so much more fun to read one than write it.

Ten stuffy Watchers,

Enough for everyone! Woot!

I get dibs on Giles.

[elisi]

Well, I guess you inspired me!

Hm, well, I want Wesley then! ;-)

[annabelle528.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love it! :) Who wouldn't like to find a Nekkid!Spike under their tree? :) And also? Good icon choice! :)

[elisi]

If only there were enough Nekkid!Spike's to go round...

And I like your icon too! ::drifts off in happy fantasy::

Idea to solve the issue

[pfeifferpack.livejournal.com]

As much as I'd love the original ..... how about a bushel of nekkid SpikeBots to satisfy us all? I have been a very very good girl this year and I think I can even convince my husband that he would be handy to have around.....I'd like one please.

Kathleen

Re: Idea to solve the issue

[elisi]

Oh, who wouldn't want a SpikeBot? If only Willow hadn't killed Warren he could have made a fortune building SpikeBots for all us fans...

Re: Idea to solve the issue

[pfeifferpack.livejournal.com]

Ah yes and think of all that "special programming"......what a waste of talent flaying Warren, even if he did kill Tara. *g*

Kathleen

Re: Idea to solve the issue

[elisi]

Oh, yes - the special programming... *sigh* (see icon)

Re: Idea to solve the issue

[pfeifferpack.livejournal.com]

I've actually gotten my husband (the redoubtable Jim of song and story) to agree to the logic, theoretically at least, that polygamy is the most efficient arrangement....at least with a two husbands for every wife mix. I gave a wonderful list of logical reasons why this was a perfect household (as opposed to the one man two women version where everyone looses! I mean, what man can satisfy ONE woman, let alone two?). He agreed, but didn't recommend we start the lifestyle. I'm thinking he could be swayed to having a bot around!

Kathleen

Re: Idea to solve the issue

[elisi]

Hm, my husband would only agree if we could have a BuffyBot too!

[sylva-rerum.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's too funny! I love how you worked the mummy hand in there, too. :)

[elisi]

Glad you enjoyed it! And I tried to find Buffy-specific objects to put in the song - actually I could have made it twice as long, I had that many ideas! But the mummyhand had to stay in!

[lillianmorgan.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe! Got your priorities in the right place I see.
Had to try to stop slathering demurely cover my eyes (a la my icon) for all those nekkid!Spikes that joined the party though....

[elisi]

Oh, my priorities are very sorted!

And there are a lot of yummy icons out there it seems... will use a different one for your sake though! ;-)

[molly_may]

Hee! Adorable. I wonder how I could go about getting a nekkid!Spike under my tree?

[elisi]

Don't know! And if I did... I couldn't promise that I'd share the secret> ;-)

[asta77.livejournal.com]

Hee! That was one of the songs I looked at to use in my cards, but I couldn't find a way to make it work. Now, I'm definitely glad I abandoned the idea since it would not have been as good as this. :)

[elisi]

it would not have been as good as this. :)

Really? ::is flattered::

I was slightly worried about posting this actually, since I thought that I couldn't possibly be the first one to think of it...

[skylee.livejournal.com]

Hee! And, nekkid!Spike!

*big grin*

[elisi]

Mmmm, yummy! :)

[sweet-ali.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! That was great!

[elisi]

Happy to entertain! Oh - and I've been meaning to comment on your very funny RL posts lately, sorry I've been too slow!

[sweet-ali.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's okay. Don't worry, the way my life works, something else will happen that will result in more pointing and laughing :)

[elisi]

Hm, yes it would seem that way! ;)

I just wanted to let you know that I have been reading!

[yourlibrarian]

Six evil lawyers,

Only six? I question the evilness of the true love :> Actually three Puppet Angels would be hilarious to see interacting. Maybe a little scary too.

[elisi]

Actually three Puppet Angels would be hilarious to see interacting. Maybe a little scary too.

LOL! I hadn't actually really thought it through - I would love to see that! And they could all brood together! Hee! ;)