elisi: Karen Gillan (I can't even by stradiwhovius)
elisi ([personal profile] elisi) wrote2012-02-13 10:28 am
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So... that Mark. I think I've worked it out. :)

(Karen Gillan in my icon is doing a Mark impression...)

First of all, then many thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] gabrielleabelle for suggesting that Mark is so... OTT in his Buffy reviews because he expects angst. Because suddenly he was easy to diagnose. Basically he suffers from pre-Traumatic Joss Syndrome.

His tagline is 'You're Not Prepared', but this actually misleading. I don't mean that he's spoiled, but he is prepared. Here are my approximations of his mindset for various things:

Buffy:
'OH NOES IT'S JOSS AND HE LOVES TO STAB PEOPLE IN THE BACK WHEN THEY FEEL HAPPY! EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE PERPETUAL HEARTBREAK, ANYONE COULD DIE AT ANYTIME! WILL IT BE THIS EPISODE THAT BREAKS ME FOR GOOD? OR THIS ONE? OR THIS ONE? OR...'

Lord of the Rings:
'OMG EVERYTHING IS EPIC AND EVERYTHING IS THE FOUNDATION OF ALL FANTASY THAT COMES AFTER AND HOW SHALL I DEAL???'

Moffat Who:
'EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE CLEVER AND COMPLICATED OH NOES WHAT-IS-GOING-ON-I-CAN'T-WORK-IT-OUT-HELP!!!!'

Twilight:
'THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE RUBBISH AND TERRIBLE - AAAAAAAH! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE...'

[identity profile] shadowkat67.livejournal.com 2012-02-14 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand his love of Cordelia...it's so odd. If he was watching Angel? Sure. But Buffy? Cordy barely has a role.

And the over-identification with high school has always puzzled me.
People, I want to say, you do understand that high school is only three to four years out of your entire life? You can forget it. Actually you are going to forget it. Trust me.

(Actually this what I loved about the episode HIM (which everyone in fandom seems to hate, maybe because it did this?) - it really pokes fun at people who can't get past high school. The first five-six episodes of S7 really had fun addressing that.)