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GALLIFREY ONLINE (a fic thing by Miss M)
Miss M (age 12) wrote a thing, and it is funny, so I am posting it for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
the_redjay and anyone else who'd like a laugh! What if Gallifrey had internet forums...
Title: Gallifrey Online
Author: Miss M
Characters: 11th Doctor, the Master (unspecified), River, Amy, Rory.
Setting: ...the internet?
Rating: U.
Spoilers: AGMGTW.
GALLIFREY ONLINE
Time Lords only
TehDoctor is now online.
MasterofAllMwahaha is now online.
TehDoctor
[has just saved the Earth]
MasterofAllMwahaha
What? AGAIN?
TehDoctor
You villains will keep trying to invade…
MasterofAllMwahaha
Minds of the like of mine get bored…
TehDoctor
[is sighing]
MasterofAllMwahaha
Come on, you hardly expect me to do something sensible with my life.
TehDoctor
Where are you anyway?
MasterofAllMwahaha
I’m not stupid enough to fall for that. Like I’d give away my hideout.
HelloSweetie! is now online.
HelloSweetie!
Hello sweetie!
MasterofAllMwahaha
You have a girlfriend now!
TehDoctor
No!
HelloSweetie!
Yes!
MasterofAllMwahaha
Ho HO!
TehDoctor
River! What! WHAT!
HelloSweetie!
Who’s your friend, sweetie?
MasterofAllMwahaha
FRIEND? Enemy, actually.
TehDoctor
Archenemy. We were friends as children, before he went insane. Hang on, I thought you were sent to the Time War, Master?
MasterofAllMwahaha
I was, but I’ll explain my escape in a few years.
HelloSweetie!
Ooh the secrecy between you two!
TehDoctor
[is being stony]
MasterofAllMwahaha
[is laughing insanely]
HelloSweetie!
Gtg! Bye sweetie!
HelloSweetie! is now offline.
MrsPond<3 is now online.
MrsPond<3
Hey Doc!
TehDoctor
I thought this was Time Lords only?
MrsPond<3
It is. So?
TehDoctor
Never mind.
MasterofAllMwahaha
Who are you MrsPond<3?
MrsPond<3
A companion of the Doctor’s.
TheLastCenturion is now online.
TheLastCenturion
Hey. What’s for tea?
MrsPond<3
Toad in the hole.
TheLastCenturion
Yummy!
TheLastCenturion is now offline.
MrsPond<3
Better go now. He’ll be all expectant…
MrsPond<3 is now offline.
MasterofAllMwahaha
You’re very popular now, aren’t you 'Doc'?
TehDoctor
Wasn’t I before?
MasterofAllMwahaha
No.
MasterofAllMwahaha is now offline.
TehDoctor
Says the man who had to brainwash people into voting for him. Hrrumph!
TehDoctor is now offline.
the_redjay and anyone else who'd like a laugh! What if Gallifrey had internet forums...Title: Gallifrey Online
Author: Miss M
Characters: 11th Doctor, the Master (unspecified), River, Amy, Rory.
Setting: ...the internet?
Rating: U.
Spoilers: AGMGTW.
Time Lords only
TehDoctor is now online.
MasterofAllMwahaha is now online.
TehDoctor
[has just saved the Earth]
MasterofAllMwahaha
What? AGAIN?
TehDoctor
You villains will keep trying to invade…
MasterofAllMwahaha
Minds of the like of mine get bored…
TehDoctor
[is sighing]
MasterofAllMwahaha
Come on, you hardly expect me to do something sensible with my life.
TehDoctor
Where are you anyway?
MasterofAllMwahaha
I’m not stupid enough to fall for that. Like I’d give away my hideout.
HelloSweetie! is now online.
HelloSweetie!
Hello sweetie!
MasterofAllMwahaha
You have a girlfriend now!
TehDoctor
No!
HelloSweetie!
Yes!
MasterofAllMwahaha
Ho HO!
TehDoctor
River! What! WHAT!
HelloSweetie!
Who’s your friend, sweetie?
MasterofAllMwahaha
FRIEND? Enemy, actually.
TehDoctor
Archenemy. We were friends as children, before he went insane. Hang on, I thought you were sent to the Time War, Master?
MasterofAllMwahaha
I was, but I’ll explain my escape in a few years.
HelloSweetie!
Ooh the secrecy between you two!
TehDoctor
[is being stony]
MasterofAllMwahaha
[is laughing insanely]
HelloSweetie!
Gtg! Bye sweetie!
HelloSweetie! is now offline.
MrsPond<3 is now online.
MrsPond<3
Hey Doc!
TehDoctor
I thought this was Time Lords only?
MrsPond<3
It is. So?
TehDoctor
Never mind.
MasterofAllMwahaha
Who are you MrsPond<3?
MrsPond<3
A companion of the Doctor’s.
TheLastCenturion is now online.
TheLastCenturion
Hey. What’s for tea?
MrsPond<3
Toad in the hole.
TheLastCenturion
Yummy!
TheLastCenturion is now offline.
MrsPond<3
Better go now. He’ll be all expectant…
MrsPond<3 is now offline.
MasterofAllMwahaha
You’re very popular now, aren’t you 'Doc'?
TehDoctor
Wasn’t I before?
MasterofAllMwahaha
No.
MasterofAllMwahaha is now offline.
TehDoctor
Says the man who had to brainwash people into voting for him. Hrrumph!
TehDoctor is now offline.
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"No."
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