GALLIFREY ONLINE (a fic thing by Miss M)

[elisi]

Miss M (age 12) wrote a thing, and it is funny, so I am posting it for the_redjay and anyone else who'd like a laugh! What if Gallifrey had internet forums...

Title: Gallifrey Online
Author: Miss M
Characters: 11th Doctor, the Master (unspecified), River, Amy, Rory.
Setting: ...the internet?
Rating: U.
Spoilers: AGMGTW.


GALLIFREY ONLINE
Time Lords only
TehDoctor is now online.

MasterofAllMwahaha is now online.

TehDoctor
[has just saved the Earth]

MasterofAllMwahaha
What? AGAIN?

TehDoctor
You villains will keep trying to invade…

MasterofAllMwahaha
Minds of the like of mine get bored…

TehDoctor
[is sighing]

MasterofAllMwahaha
Come on, you hardly expect me to do something sensible with my life.

TehDoctor
Where are you anyway?

MasterofAllMwahaha
I’m not stupid enough to fall for that. Like I’d give away my hideout.

HelloSweetie! is now online.

HelloSweetie!
Hello sweetie!

MasterofAllMwahaha
You have a girlfriend now!

TehDoctor
No!

HelloSweetie!
Yes!

MasterofAllMwahaha
Ho HO!

TehDoctor
River! What! WHAT!

HelloSweetie!
Who’s your friend, sweetie?

MasterofAllMwahaha
FRIEND? Enemy, actually.

TehDoctor
Archenemy. We were friends as children, before he went insane. Hang on, I thought you were sent to the Time War, Master?

MasterofAllMwahaha
I was, but I’ll explain my escape in a few years.

HelloSweetie!
Ooh the secrecy between you two!

TehDoctor
[is being stony]

MasterofAllMwahaha
[is laughing insanely]

HelloSweetie!
Gtg! Bye sweetie!

HelloSweetie! is now offline.

MrsPond<3 is now online.

MrsPond<3
Hey Doc!

TehDoctor
I thought this was Time Lords only?

MrsPond<3
It is. So?

TehDoctor
Never mind.

MasterofAllMwahaha
Who are you MrsPond<3?

MrsPond<3
A companion of the Doctor’s.

TheLastCenturion is now online.

TheLastCenturion
Hey. What’s for tea?

MrsPond<3
Toad in the hole.

TheLastCenturion
Yummy!

TheLastCenturion is now offline.

MrsPond<3
Better go now. He’ll be all expectant…

MrsPond<3 is now offline.

MasterofAllMwahaha
You’re very popular now, aren’t you 'Doc'?

TehDoctor
Wasn’t I before?

MasterofAllMwahaha
No.

MasterofAllMwahaha is now offline.

TehDoctor
Says the man who had to brainwash people into voting for him. Hrrumph!

TehDoctor is now offline.

Comments

[ladymercury-10.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's cute. I esp. like the part where Rory comes online just to ask Amy what's for tea. :P

[elisi]

She is standing right behind me and is very pleased! :)

[gamiila.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[elisi]

Thank you! *is proud*

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

Oh very good

[elisi]

Thanks. This is Miss M, by the way, not mum. Now THAT would be awkward, if we swapped places...!

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

hahaha Love it. The characters' internet names are awesome.

[elisi]

Thanks a lot. I like HelloSweetie because it is so obvious. As is TheLoneCenturion.

Miss M

[me-llamo-nic.livejournal.com]

Very nice! =D

[elisi]

Thank you! :D

Miss M

[devohoneybee.livejournal.com]

really cool. "hellosweetie" as River's name is the best. :)

[elisi]

Good isn't it? I didn't help at all, except help her rephrase a couple of things, and then format it. :)

[sofia666.livejournal.com]

Very adorable. I loved it!

[elisi]

I am rather impressed with how she's managed to include both Doctor/River and Doctor/Master, and have River comment on the latter. I'm not sure how conscious that is, but I'm a very proud mother! :)

[promethia_tenk]

"Wasn't I before?"
"No."

lolololololol

[elisi]

I swear, I didn't help her with any of it!

[rothas-writing.livejournal.com]

Buahahahaaaa Miss M, I tip my hat to you!

[elisi]

Oooh she'll be thrilled to 'see' you - she's been waiting. ;)

[elisi]

I tip mine back and eat a brownie. Thanks! Hang on...

Rothas Writing! Is that the Redjay?!!!! We speak again! I have waited ages for this. Sorry I never finished the other story, but it really wouldn't work for me.

Miss M

[rothas-writing.livejournal.com]

Hi Miss M!

Yep, this is my writing journal. I use it more than the-redjay these days ^^; And nah, don't worry! I just like seeing the wee things you write: very clever. Hope school's not stealing your fanfiction time? (don't tell your mother I said that :P sorry Elisi!)

Red (:

[elisi]

School IS taking up a lot of time. I'm getting quite sick of the whole constant flow of stuff affair. I'd love to have breaks every three weeks!

Sorry to hear you don't use the redjay much anymore. That name is my absolute favourite. When I am old enough to get Livejournal (SOON!) I may make an account called the redjay's no.1 fan. My other will of course be Miss M. Or something like that.

Yes, the name Miss M is in use by someone who has not gone on here since 2001.
GRRRR!

Yours irritatedly,
Miss M

[rothas-writing.livejournal.com]

Dear Irritable Miss M,

School is no fun. I'm so glad to be at university; I don't need to be at class from 8am to 3pm anymore, woo!

If I start using fanfiction again, I will use the-redjay. I'm actually KIND OF considering renaming this Redjay's Writing but we'll see. I shall try and think up a few fanfiction ideas, promise! And aww, bless. *blush* Well, I'm your fan too :P

GRR. That WOULD be annoying.

Yours understandingly,
Red

[elisi]

Thanks for the sympathy... I need it. School tomorrow! EEEEEEEEEK! Writing time may be pared down to the barest minimum. D:<

Yours annoyedly,

Miss M the one who actually will bother to use her livejournal.
DAMN YOU OTHER EVIL MISS M!

[rothas-writing.livejournal.com]

I have this absolutely spectacular idea now of you being a companion of the Doctor's, and having to go fight your evil alter-ego, Miss M, who is a notorious blogger from another dimension, with the POWER OF WORDS.

Awww poor lass!

Yours rather gleefully now,
Red

[elisi]

I'm going to write that as soon as possible!!!!

Miss M

[rothas-writing.livejournal.com]

If a Time Lady's touch should be needed for that project, Roda is at your disposal! :D I look forward to it.

Red