The Creed of The True Buffy Fan.

[elisi]

Written by xlivvielockex. (Context here.)

We believe in the Spike Almighty, creator of cheekbones and shagging. And in Buffy, his only love, The Slayer, who was created by some shadowmen who were dicking around with magics that they did not themselves understand; who suffered under Glory, died twice, but was only buried once. That she ascended into Heaven, and sometime during the start of the fall season rose again from the dead with the help of a plucky redheaded witch and her friends. We believe in Willow, the Goddess, a really hot lesbian, who can fly and kill you with her brain if she so deems. And we deny the teachings of the one with hair that sticks straight up and is lame, and believe he is bloody stupid.

In the name of Whedon, A-women.


(I know I'm spamming, but I *had* to share. Also, procrastinating is good for the soul!)

Comments

[gillo]

A-lady, full of grace, thou hast it down pat!

Oh yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

Fandom is fun! :)

[yourlibrarian]

Hee! The ending quite entertained me.

[elisi]

That was me! *points up* I was on the laptop, and it - and LJ - were being stupid. ::grumbles::

(LJ is STILL being stupid. I wonder if this comment will be posted like 4 times over...)

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Works for me!

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

Sooo.... is Spangel the result of a bloody (tm) schism? Or possibly Bangel? Though clearly Spander is a cult :D

[adoxerella.livejournal.com]

Hey! I happen to believe in the guy whose hair sticks up, and I believe he and Spike they almighty should get together with the Slayer Buffy and shag now and forever.

[elisi]

It is rather neat. :)

[elisi]

I thought it'd meet with people's approval!

[elisi]

Sooo.... is Spangel the result of a bloody (tm) schism?
Something like. And Bangels are just *wrong* and need to be shunned/converted.

Though clearly Spander is a cult :D
Oh absolutely!

[elisi]

I shall bring this before the High Priestess and ask her advice...

[lusciousxander.livejournal.com]

Though clearly Spander is a cult :D

I'm part of that cult, then, and so don't want to be rescued. :)

[lusciousxander.livejournal.com]

What about us who believe in the carpenter? The messenger who spreads the teachings of the Slayer, the Goddess, and is helpless to the perfection of Spike Almighty -even when he denies it.

[elisi]

And therein lies the problem... *g*

[elisi]

Hmm. Dunno to be honest. Guess he's one of the saints?

[sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com]

LMAO, too funny! XD

*whispers* But if I promise to take my offshoot religious branch and flee to the new world where there are only savages and fruit flies, may I continue using the Eastern Orthodox version of the creed, in which Spike's true love is Fred and they begat many bebes together?

*runs away*

[elisi]

Oh I should think so. I'm a heretic myself, what with wanting the tall, fore-heady one to join in Spike and Buffy's games... *g*

[annegables.livejournal.com]

Um...the problem is that Joss created the "other vampire" as well and planned and plotted many story points around him. To shun that which the Creator has also created is to shun the Creator himself. (Ahem...I also go with with the theory that both vampires were created for the good of Buffy!!)

[elisi]

Oh I don't mind the other vampire, personally. To be honest I think he needs to be part of Spike and Buffy's future. But I've been informed that this means I'm doing fandom 'wrong'. ;)

(Read this, and you'll see!)