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The Creed of The True Buffy Fan.
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xlivvielockex. (Context here.)
We believe in the Spike Almighty, creator of cheekbones and shagging. And in Buffy, his only love, The Slayer, who was created by some shadowmen who were dicking around with magics that they did not themselves understand; who suffered under Glory, died twice, but was only buried once. That she ascended into Heaven, and sometime during the start of the fall season rose again from the dead with the help of a plucky redheaded witch and her friends. We believe in Willow, the Goddess, a really hot lesbian, who can fly and kill you with her brain if she so deems. And we deny the teachings of the one with hair that sticks straight up and is lame, and believe he is bloody stupid.
In the name of Whedon, A-women.
(I know I'm spamming, but I *had* to share. Also, procrastinating is good for the soul!)
xlivvielockex. (Context here.)We believe in the Spike Almighty, creator of cheekbones and shagging. And in Buffy, his only love, The Slayer, who was created by some shadowmen who were dicking around with magics that they did not themselves understand; who suffered under Glory, died twice, but was only buried once. That she ascended into Heaven, and sometime during the start of the fall season rose again from the dead with the help of a plucky redheaded witch and her friends. We believe in Willow, the Goddess, a really hot lesbian, who can fly and kill you with her brain if she so deems. And we deny the teachings of the one with hair that sticks straight up and is lame, and believe he is bloody stupid.
In the name of Whedon, A-women.
(I know I'm spamming, but I *had* to share. Also, procrastinating is good for the soul!)
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*whispers* But if I promise to take my offshoot religious branch and flee to the new world where there are only savages and fruit flies, may I continue using the Eastern Orthodox version of the creed, in which Spike's true love is Fred and they begat many bebes together?
*runs away*
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