This is the BEST Good Omens fic

[elisi]

ask, and ye shall receive by Ariaste

Summary: Smite me, Crowley thinks one day, about three or four days into the Beginning of the World. He feels rather daring about it, especially when God doesn’t answer. Puts a bit of a swagger in his slither.

Not even 500 words. Genius. Works for book fans too, although please note that God is female (I presume you will consider this an improvement).

Comments

[enevarim]

… with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

This is all. (In both senses.) Thank you for sharing the link. (Yes, I know I need an Aziraphale “To the world” icon…)

[elisi]

This is all. (In both senses.)
Isn't it just? <3

(Yes, I know I need an Aziraphale “To the world” icon…)
Somehow that's one I *don't* have. Well, this one will do.

[watervole]

That was fun :)

[elisi]

Ineffable plan, right there.