and there’s two people tiffing o’er ‘Gif’fing or ‘Jif’fing,when really man, who gives a fuck?
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might be the most perfect two lines of comic verse in all creation.
For what it’s worth, I did once know which was pronunciation was correct. But now I generally subscribe to the second line’s view.
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The whole thing is delightful though. And ridiculously accurate.
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