Daleks + children. But not at the same time.

[elisi]

I... have no words: Dalek found in pond.

Of course then fandom (yet again) goes and proves itself to be made of awesome, by immediately making a comm for 'How did the Dalek get there?' stories: dalekinthepond! :)

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And, since I'm here, I thought I could relate a couple of stories about the children, which is something I do far too seldom.

From this morning when we were walking to school:

Impish Girl (7): Mum! Guess what I found in school yesterday?
Me: Go on, tell me.
Impish Girl (triumphantly): A pen that doesn't work!
(She held it up under my nose - it is v. short & red)
Impish Girl: See I'm pretending that it is a sonic lipstick. And also an invisible pen and a laser!

And from a couple of weeks ago (but it really stuck with me):

Miss M (10): Mum - what does gormless mean?
Me: Um... stupid. Vacant-looking.
Miss M: OK.
(Pause)
Miss M: What's a gorm?
Me: ...

(Of course the second we got home I looked it up in the OED, and it turns out that 'gorm' comes from the old norse gaum, meaning 'understanding'.)