elisi | Mmmm, red wine...

OMG my children DO NOT SHUT UP!!!! ::tries to concentrate on the wine::

I'm on the PC which is situated in the front room, Darcy having claimed the iMac. *sigh* Which means no smut tonight frimfram, sorry. (For the rest of you, I've been trying to edit it, which isn't easy when you have to play peek-a-boo with a baby at the same time. She's adorable though and does the cutest little laugh!)

So instead I'll post a link to stoney321's Bad (greaat!)Fic posts! She found the most amazing Bad!Fic writer out there - the metaphors alone will make you weep with laughter!

[Oh how I love The Simpsons...
Marge: "Aaaaaaaah!"
Homer: "Did you find my snake farm? Because I can explain! I'm going to farm and sell snakes!"]

This rambling was brought to you by my tired brain...

ETA: Does anyone else want to be on the smut filter? Spike/Dawn more precisely...