[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*Breathes into a paper bag*

Should I bring soda and popcorn? Or tomatoes?

*LAUGHS*

[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
My gods...as I gasped my way through it!! Utterly hysterical! then again, it is The Onion - a serious news page for those who like their news hard hitting, filled with facts and most of all - serious.

*CACKLES*
Edited 2012-10-13 22:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That was the best, lol!! He has all his facts that man does!!

*Rolls with glee*

[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?! Where's the gas on this thing? I feel a need to close all my windows and turn on the oven...