Wait, I forgot about the part when the Master turns the Doctor into a house elf with his laser screwdriver. That part is shit. This is why having your own pocket universe is a good thing. From one of my Alex fics (the context is basically that he and the Doctor are arguing because the Doctor has forced Alex to go to university for an undisclosed 'crime' on Alex's part, and Alex is NOT happy with this - Allison, his girlfriend, is eavesdropping):
It’s just... I can’t live locked up like this. I thought you’d understand. I mean you were in cage once, remember? I’ll stay in my cage, I swear, just open the door...”
A beat, then Alex’s uncle replied, his voice having lost all warmth.
“I’m not sure that’s a parallel you should bring up.”
Another beat, then there was a stifled chuckle.
“I didn’t- I didn’t mean the actual cage! I was thinking of the time you were in exile!”
“Ah. Well. That’s different,” the Doctor replied, and then, when Alex clearly couldn’t stop chuckling, adding, “It wasn’t funny!”
“But... you looked like Dobby!”
“Alex! Do I need to remind you that it was an extremely painful experience?”
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This is why having your own pocket universe is a good thing. From one of my Alex fics (the context is basically that he and the Doctor are arguing because the Doctor has forced Alex to go to university for an undisclosed 'crime' on Alex's part, and Alex is NOT happy with this - Allison, his girlfriend, is eavesdropping):
Kids, eh? *g*