Things I never expected.

[elisi]

One was hearing this sentence:

"For crying out loud, will you just go turn into a bee!"

(The rest of the family were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the Wii this morning. Apparently you need to be a bee at some point in order to complete a task...)

~~~

The other thing was this 'Who is River Song?' theory. One of the most fabulous and cracktastic things it has ever been my pleasure to read:

The Master’s 64-Step Plan to Make the Doctor Finally Accept Domestic Bliss With Him, Featuring River Song.


(PS. Btw parents left yesterday, so I'm trying to catch up on life etc.)

Comments

[owlboy]

I know it's not serious but my eye is still twitching XD
I love 'nerdfests of science' though

[elisi]

I know it's not serious but my eye is still twitching XD
Good, isn't it?

[cinderbella333.livejournal.com]

That was a fantastic bit of crack. Thank you for that. :D

[elisi]

Totally my pleasure! I wanted to applaud when I got to the end! :)

[stick-poker.livejournal.com]

Aaaah! It is the truth!
'Grandad, why are you kissing Father?'
(Although one of the funniest things about that might be anyone calling the Master Grandad. Or even... Gramps?)

[elisi]

'Grandad, why are you kissing Father?'
I KNOW! *dies all over again*

(Although one of the funniest things about that might be anyone calling the Master Grandad. Or even... Gramps?)
He'd... not like that. Unless it'd be Master Gramps? Hmmmm.

[promethia_tenk]

He'd... not like that. Unless it'd be Master Gramps? Hmmmm.
Oh, come on. Everybody loves their grandchildren. It's like a law of nature. Bet he spoils them with sweets too.

But if the Doctor calls him Gramps, things get ugly ;-)

(That said, Master Gramps would be funny . . .)

[elisi]

Well the Doctor is a grandfather already, so they'd just be on equal terms! :)

[promethia_tenk]

They could make fun of each other for being old!

[elisi]

Just randomly, you might enjoy this crack!fic of mine. It features Alex but is completely AU from pretty much everything else I've written about him and utterly silly. Plus, quite short! (You'll see the significance to the discussion once you read it. *g*)

[stick-poker.livejournal.com]

"Don't you cheek me, boy. I've had more regenerations than you've had hot dinners."

"Yeah, I remember the one where you were crispy. It's amazing what they can do with medical science these days, isn't it?"

[elisi]

*gigglesnort*

Oh, it'd be a thing of pure beauty! :D :D :D

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

"For crying out loud, will you just go turn into a bee!"

hahahaha I need to work this into conversation.

Hope you had a nice visit with your parents. Good to see you back. :)

[elisi]

hahahaha I need to work this into conversation.
Good, isn't it? I had to share! :)

And yes, my parents visit was lovely, if tiring, and I am now clinging to LJ like a clinging thing!

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Dude, thanks for pimping my crack! And I'm glad to hear everyone seems to be getting a laugh out of it. :D

[elisi]

Thank you for writing it! The world always needs more crack - and you've brightened a lot of people's day. :)

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

That is the greatest crack fic I've read in ages! ::loves::

[elisi]

Isn't it just? I love it like pancakes! :)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

"For crying out loud, will you just go turn into a bee!"

...

brb using as my next insult

[elisi]

:)