*snerk*

[elisi]

avrelia wins for best comment on s8:

I kind of want that they all dropped dead at the end, and then Joss (he can do an auto-portrait) can jump on the pile of bodies and do the Dance of Joy and sing Bwa-hahaha. And I'll be happy ;)

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[elisi]

Just veeeery quickly, here is Growing Up Cullen. It's... pretty indescribable, although the title does sum it up pretty well: I like how we turned Edward into a 40 year old mother on a bad day. A work of true genius. And (in case I've not linked it recently) this is the best summary of the book ever. It sends my girls into giggling fits every time they see it...

Wellllll . . . when one half of your female students are reading it under their desks instead of paying attention in class, it kind of behooves you to know the competition. An oddly compelling read despite the nauseous feeling you get in your stomach.
Heh. That was Anna's description too. She works in a high school library, and was curious about this book that EVERYONE was reading...

A friend of mine and his sister made a parody re-dubbing fan vid of the first movie, and I have been searching around for it in vain. It was a work of genius and included the line "our love is so epic--it's like if the Iliad and the Odyssey had a baby--that's how epic our love is."
That does sound awesome indeed. If you ever find it, point me towards it - I can always do with more Twilight mockage in my life! :)

I pretty much restrict my online fannish media attention to an exceedingly narrow range and am blind to everything outside it. Otherwise I'd feel so scattered.
Same here, but I make an exception for Twilight, since it is so funny. :)

Lol--I can't think why . . .
I honestly think *someone* must have been taking drugs when they came up with the 'plot'...

[promethia_tenk]

Just veeeery quickly, here is Growing Up Cullen. It's... pretty indescribable,
Oooo, I did see, like, the first section of that once. Just the scrapbooking, grout-cleaning type parts at the beginning. That is a hoot.

And (in case I've not linked it recently) this is the best summary of the book ever. It sends my girls into giggling fits every time they see it...
It's liek the Teen Girl Squad summary <3333

Heh. That was Anna's description too. She works in a high school library, and was curious about this book that EVERYONE was reading...
One of my colleagues, who taught 13-14 year olds, she had a few of her male students get wise and read them themselves, figuring it was the only way to get the girls' attention. They were pretty baffled though and came to ask her what exactly all the girls saw in Edward. They left very disappointed.

That does sound awesome indeed. If you ever find it, point me towards it - I can always do with more Twilight mockage in my life! :)
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I almost regret leaving Facebook. I would have known how to find it through there.

[elisi]

Oooo, I did see, like, the first section of that once. Just the scrapbooking, grout-cleaning type parts at the beginning. That is a hoot.
'No one understands me, he seethed, as he pressed his wild flowers.' Did you read further? I rather love the bit where he runs off to watch his true love sleep and count her eyelashes, praying that she might one day love a monster like him... (It's the eyelashes thing that gets me every time.)

It's liek the Teen Girl Squad summary <3333
'Everyone was too nice to me on my first day, it sucks, God!' *laughs and laughs*

They were pretty baffled though and came to ask her what exactly all the girls saw in Edward. They left very disappointed.
cleolinda (I think, it might have been someone else), has a theory that one major part of Edward's appeal is his smell. That is - he smells *wonderful*. Teenage boys very much don't! ;)

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I almost regret leaving Facebook. I would have known how to find it through there.
Heee! I have yet to succumb to Facebook. I might, one day, since it'd make keeping up with RL people easier, but... ugh.