I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

[elisi]

You might be familiar with this - a friend sent me a link years ago and suddenly I had an uge to look it up. And it was even funnier than I remembered! So I give you a link to:

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.

My subject line being No.35! Enjoy! :)

Comments

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

That was fantastic!

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

Heeeeee. I'll make sure to avoid all those plot cliches in my own book. :0)

[elisi]

It's just brilliant - I also liked the use of a 5 year old and the thing about actually listening to your trusted lieutenant.

And I really want to read your book!