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Darcy sent me this in an e-mail from work and I just had to share it with all of you! :)
Beware of women who read!
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a very short distance, anchors, and continues
to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That may be true," she replies. "But you do have all the equipment. For all
I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", he says, and he leaves.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Beware of women who read!
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a very short distance, anchors, and continues
to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That may be true," she replies. "But you do have all the equipment. For all
I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", he says, and he leaves.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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