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elisi ([personal profile] elisi) wrote2007-09-20 12:56 pm
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The Golden Boy. A Pern/BtVS AU fic... (1/3)

Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] stormwreath posted a Pern/'After the Fall' crossover fic: Angel and the Dragon (spoilers for the preview). This was a lovely fic with excellent portrayals of F'lar, Lessa and Angel, and how their worlds might collide. I, however, had also been bitten by a Pern plotbunny. But mine wasn't a crossover in the proper sense... oh no. Instead I followed in the proud tradition of every 14-year-old ff.net writer (and I did consider posting it there under a different name), and turned our beloved BtVS characters into dragonriders... But then, wasn't Angel *made* to be a bronze rider? All that arrogance and I-know-best, it's a *perfect* fit. Still, I know that in posting this I am destroying any shred of self-respect I might ever have possesed - because this truly is crack!fic of the highest order. (Parents have gone out for the day - wrote this down in like half an hour. Un-beta'd. And I doubt I'll ever dare show my face on LJ again. But it was too much fun to leave alone.)

No spoilers for anything, but if you're not familiar with Anne McCaffrey's work this will make NO sense. Trust me.


The Golden Boy

Although the sands of the Hatching Ground were almost scorching his feet through the sturdy boots, Angel barely noticed the heat. Elation and nervousness were warring within him, and he could scarcely believe that this day had finally come - the day he had been looking forward to his whole life. He wondered from which of the large mottled eggs would emerge his future companion - his very own bronze. He was sure he would Impress a bonze - after all he was descended from a long line of bronze riders. He looked round at the loose circle and smiled at his friends, knowing that they all shared his feelings.

Then his eyes came to rest on Spike, and for a moment he couldn’t help frowning. Spike who, along with half a dozen other youngsters, had been found on Search. A Holder’s son, self-assured and charming, who had been the talk of the Weyr for a whole week now. ‘Oh he’s sure to Impress a bronze!’ they all said, ‘The dragons all took to him!’ And the girls had more than followed suit - fawning over the boy’s pretty blue eyes, chiselled cheekbones and blonde hair, nearly burned white by the sun. None of this however was a problem for Angel - there were more than enough eggs, and he knew perfectly well what it was like to fend off the attentions of the fairer sex. What set his teeth on edge was the fact that Spike didn’t seem to care - didn’t seem to understand the immense honour that was being bestowed upon him. Mostly the boy appeared to look upon the experience as nothing more than a welcome holiday, and was apparently utterly unconcerned with dragon kind in general and the Hatching in particular.

Angel saw him suddenly smile and wave, and, following Spike’s look, saw a beautiful blonde young woman wave back to the youngster from the galleries, before blowing him a kiss.

Taking a deep breath, Angel forced his mind away from the golden wonder and instead looked across the sand to where the three Queen eggs laid, surrounded by two dozen girls in simple tunics... Catching Cordelia’s eyes he smiled widely. She would Impress a Queen, he knew it. Watching her now she still took his breath away - the way the tunic seemed to mould itself to her body, highlighting her gorgeous figure... Her proud stance, head held high - she could take on Lessa herself, he was sure of it.

Then one of the eggs in front of him started to rock in earnest and all other things fled his mind.

***

How could something so incredible and life-altering be so swift? Angel had no idea - all he knew was that this day was everything he had hoped - and more besides. So much more. He had never understood just how correct the word ‘impression’ was - the way his dragon, in what could not have lasted more than a split-second, had become a part of him. He gazed into the bronze’s eye, which was swirling with all the colours of the rainbow, and only dimly began to become aware of his surroundings when his new partner declared himself to be hungry - starving actually - and where would there be some food?

Angel looked up, just in time to see the first golden egg break apart and witness as the awkward fledgling headed straight for Cordelia. Her face split in the widest smile he had ever seen, and he could feel their future falling into place - this was destiny.

Then the second egg cracked and, after a worried moment of searching, the little queen nudged a skinny, gawky-looking girl from down South, whose name escaped Angel. He’d thought her too timid, when he’d seen her the day before, only such that was the wonder of dragons - they could see what lay hidden inside.

But then his dragon began complaining again, and he turned, noticing that most of his friends were already leaving with their very own fledglings. As he watched, the last mottled egg broke to reveal a lively blue. Soon however it had found a partner - the slightly chubby boy next to Spike - and the two of them set off, the boy talking excitedly to his new best friend. Angel eyed Spike warily... despite all the predictions he had not Impressed, but he didn’t seem at all worried or upset, his attention now on the golden eggs - or possibly the girls surrounding them. When a green rider came to take him out, he shook his head, asking if he could stay and watch the last queen hatch.

Despite the pleas for food, that were now getting louder, Angel turned again to see what would happen with the last queen, as she tried to daintily step out of her shell, swinging her head from side to side, looking at the girls in front of her. And then... none of them would seem to fit. The little queen cried piteously, as she stumbled from one to the other, and Angel held his breath - what happened now? There had been plenty for her to choose from.

Then suddenly Spike nimbly ran past him, before stopping a respectful distance from the dragon and her very sharp talons.

“Look Love, don’t worry - there’s plenty of pretty girls up there in the stalls for you...”

Slowly his voice drifted off and the queen began crooning in delight. Spike took two faltering steps forward before falling to his knees, throwing his arms around the beast’s golden neck.

Then, tears in his eyes, he looked around and said, “She says her name is Buffieth!”

Angel felt like the world had suddenly started spinning. He had heard the stories of what had happened when Jaxom had Impressed Ruth... but surely the silence couldn’t have been as deafening as now?

Part 2.

[identity profile] magista.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffieth...

OMG, I can't believe you went there. :D Hysterical!

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwaa-haa-haa!!

Er, no! I wasn't a Pern fangirl back in middle school. Why would you think so? :D

[identity profile] adoxerella.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
O.o o.O O.O

You are evil. I like that in a person. I have quite the grin on my face right now from this, and as I have yet to finish my first cup of coffee, this is quite the achievement.

Yay for crack!fic. Yay for Pern (or at least old school Pern...sigh). Yay for crossovers! (I am always sad AM's work is on the banned list at most crossover sites as she has embraced the fanfic ideas of Anne Rice.) I will now be your enabler for providing more crack. After your 'rents are gone of course.

Also, what is Angel's dragon's name? And how are you going to make an honorific out of his name. I have no patience this early in the morning. *vibrates with fannish glee*

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! The really sad part is that I stole the books from my Dad! He was a major Macaffrey fan back in the day!

[identity profile] skipthedemon.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha. What are you *on*?

Spike's a big girl, and we all know it.

Now I want to know what happens next.

[identity profile] adoxerella.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There'll probably only be two more parts, so I might get it out of my system fairly swiftly...
No, I'm sorry, I declare this unacceptable. There must be more crack. There can never be enouth crack!fic in the world.

And I think Angel will have to become N'gel. That sounds OK, right?
Yeah, that sounds good. And I totally didn't check in one of my Pern guidebooks to see about how they did the honorifics either. *fails miserably at looking innocent*

Incidentally my mother adores the Pern books, but doesn't have a clue about BtVS, so sadly I can't show her my wonderful writing...
Try it anyway, my Mom doesn't follow A:tS, but she still is all over my crossovers with Harry Potter, which is what she does read. Of course mothers can at times be a little over enabling (when are you writing the next part?)or maybe that's just my mom.

[identity profile] samifidler.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO!! That was perfect! Thank You....

Sami
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[identity profile] stormwreath.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I see what you mean about the differences; mine's a crossover, yours is an AU; mine doesn't have a dragon called "Buffieth", yours does...

You got the Anne McCaffrey style spot-on; and I liked all the little details, such as the explanation for Spike's hair. :-)

I got who your other queenrider was, but who were the chubby boy (Xander? Jonathan?) and the blonde girl who waved to Spike? (Can't be Buffy, she's a dragon. Er, you know what I mean. Harmony?)

More!
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[identity profile] stormwreath.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
As a teenager, I preferred Menolly; being older, I think I prefer Lessa. :-)

F'lar is ruthless, occasionally petty, has a quirky sense of humour, and broods a lot... in fact, he is Angel!

And not only did I get the US edition of Dragondrums because I couldn't wait for it to be published here, my copy of Moreta, Dragonlady of Pern is signed by the author (who I've met twice).

But, like you, I'm not a fan or anything. Nope.
;-)

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee-- my parents are both big readers, though we bonded over different types of literature. My mom loves history and non-fiction; I just loaned her "3 cups of tea" which he loved. She (sadly) never really saw the point of fantasy though. My dad on the other hand loves it; I grew up stealing Lord of the Rings and Narnia books from him!

We still read as a family, oddly enough. Last christmas we took turns reading aloud Dave Berry's The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog. And then of course laughing so hard I thought we'd all damage ourselves! BTW I highly recommend the book!
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[identity profile] stormwreath.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No idea what he uses for hairgel though

On Pern, they probably have a bioengineered hairgel plant (and by F'lar's time they've forgotten it isn't natural) which they give a prosaic name like "stiffsoap".

[identity profile] lilachigh.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my word! This is fabulous. Please, please write more. I want Spike and Buffieth and see what happens when Buffieth rises!

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I was sick a lot as a kid-- I have disease called focal segmental glomerosclerosis-- and when I was stuck in bed we'd take turns reading aloud. Never got out of the habit! My folks read to each other every night, which is just too cute.

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