elisi | Still confused...

Well, after snooping around, I'm fairly certain I don't live on Wisteria Lane... the houses are smaller and cosier, and well... a bit twee. When I inspected my (very large!) wardrobe, I couldn't find any of my usual clothes. Suffice to say, that I now look like an extra from 'Grease'. Everything has floral patterns on it, and the house is strangely old fashioned. But spotlessly clean, which is a nice change. I couldn't find my husband or children, but there's plenty of photographs around, so they might just have left already. They look very tanned and shiny in all the pictures... it's beginning to creep me out. Oh - just heard the door open. Will report back asap!

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