Update from The House of Plague, Day 65

[elisi]

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Petition: Boris Johnson: Don't take away lunches for 1​.​3 million kids on Free School Meals

Now @BorisJohnson urges @Keir_Starmer to 'abandon his slightly negative tone' A stony faced Starmer responds by saying 34.000 deaths is negative and he will ask about it

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) May 20, 2020

And in Brexit news:

An Orwellian phrase if ever there was one. “We’re ending free movement to open Britain up to the world.”

— Prof Alice Roberts (@theAliceRoberts) May 19, 2020

(Sidebar: The Umbrella Academy was right... *points to icon*)

Comments

[wolfy_writing]

How is it still Wednesday?

I don't like this timeline. I'd like to go to a better one, please.

[elisi]

How is it still Wednesday?
Well I am replying from the relative future of Friday, so - Wednesday is all gone!

I don't like this timeline. I'd like to go to a better one, please.
You reminded me of a Twitter thread that I now caNNOT find. If I manage to hunt it down, I will let you know.

ETA: FOUND IT :D

Who is President?
(OK, so it was Twitter and then Tumblr...)

[wolfy_writing]

Nice!

[elisi]

Imagine waking up in the past and having a chance to fix things...

[desdemonaspace]

Don't tell me that in UK you have press conferences that are utter fiascos, too! I thought it was just us!

[elisi]

Different sort of fiascos. The video is 100% accurate.