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My favourite bit on Twitter is when you have to reverse-engineer the jokes to figure out what the news is.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) March 13, 2018

Speaking of, this is how I found out about Rex Tillerson. Turned out to be 100% accurate.

Tillerson: Russia obviously poisoned the guy.
Trump: You're fired.
Press: You fired him for saying that?
Trump: No, I fired him on Friday.
Tillerson aide: He wasn't fired on Friday, it came as a complete surprise.
Trump: You're fired too.
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) March 13, 2018

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