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Ha! Angel quiz! And I'm Fred! :)
Got this from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vampirefever, and couldn't resist. And lo and behold! I'm Fred! Which makes me very happy. She's not my favourite character, but she's definitely the one I can most easily identify with. What with the shyness, and the science (well I like math rather than physics, and I'm sadly not a genius) and the skinny-ness... (Although I do have hips! ::frowns at Lilah::)
I should shut up, shouldn't I? Anyway, including a fun circular e-mail that my husband sent me from work, so that this thing isn't just about me. :)
Here comes teh funny:
Learned Truths
1.Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping tablet and a laxative on the same night.
2.If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential,that word would be meetings.
3.There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4.Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
5.NEVER lick a steak knife.
6.Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stamp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
7.You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight saving time.
8.You should never say anything to a woman that even remotelely suggests that you think she is pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
9.There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11
10.The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
11.A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
12.Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
vampirefever, and couldn't resist. And lo and behold! I'm Fred! Which makes me very happy. She's not my favourite character, but she's definitely the one I can most easily identify with. What with the shyness, and the science (well I like math rather than physics, and I'm sadly not a genius) and the skinny-ness... (Although I do have hips! ::frowns at Lilah::)I should shut up, shouldn't I? Anyway, including a fun circular e-mail that my husband sent me from work, so that this thing isn't just about me. :)
 | You scored as Fred. You're Fred! The clever one of the group, people often turn to you for help. You're stronger than most people would give you credit for.
Which Angel Character Are You? created with QuizFarm.com |
Here comes teh funny:
Learned Truths
1.Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping tablet and a laxative on the same night.
2.If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential,that word would be meetings.
3.There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4.Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
5.NEVER lick a steak knife.
6.Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stamp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
7.You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight saving time.
8.You should never say anything to a woman that even remotelely suggests that you think she is pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
9.There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11
10.The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
11.A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
12.Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." My sister has been trying to tell me that for years. I really can't see why. I have no hobbies that could land me in the loony bin...I swear...
NEVER lick a steak knife.
Actually, I do this all the time. Steak knives aren't nearly as bad as some. They have that perforated edge and all. Now new parring knifes...those everyone should stay away from. Cutco knives may look all nice and pretty when you're cutting cucumbers but watch out!
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stamp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I like this one. Nice to now its acceptable nowadays to make some good old-fashioned fine wine.
Thanks for sharing this quote-y goodness!
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No problem! I figured people would be entertained by them. :)
Oh, and are you Fred too, as you said?
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(And I love your icon!)