I actually disagree about Bernie Sanders not being a lizard. I mean, I like the guy, don't get me wrong, but he's willing to say and do some fairly crappy things in order to get elected. Granted, I think he does so because he has a vision for our country, and I like his vision better than anybody on the GOP's side, but I also think he has no idea how to make his vision a reality.

I'm going to be voting for Hillary Clinton because I do think she has a vision, but also a way to get there. I think she knows how and when to compromise, and dammit, I want to see a woman in the fucking White House, and she's super competent.

Also, I loved that all-caps article. I said something similar to Tyson the other night. I have a feeling that Hillary could use an anger translator.