Can I just say 'ew'?
Hehehehehe! Now that line showed *so* clearly that the writer had checked out some fanfiction. It still makes me chuckle.

Anyway, I'm sure he took it in for dry cleaning now and again! ;)

I'm more of a Willow fan myself. :)
Well my poll was mostly aimed at the female fans!

And you should get yourself an LJ! Seriously. It's ever so easy and someone as sensible as you would be welcomed with open arms!