One OTP to rule them all... (LITERALLY)

[elisi]

Via Owls.

From DWM:

RICHARD ELLIOT asks: How do you think the other Masters would react to Missy if they ever met?



MOFFAT: Oh, I’ve given it thought! Surely there’s fan fiction already? There must be - to your work, if not! The impossible one, of course, is the Delgado/Gomez simmer-fest - but oh, imagine! Hooded gazes at dawn! Sneers like sword slashes! Sexy prowls, cat-like circling! In no time flat, a country cottage, three kids and a Volvo.

One summer evening, as they both puff away in the cigar gazebo, watching the children (identical girl triplets, dead white and levitating) rebuilding the lawn mower into a nuclear reactor using Master Plan Q, the question inevitably arises…

THE MASTER: My dear, you've never exactly told me who you are.

MISSY: You're always so busy, trying to drain the world's
oceans, or rob banks with dinosaurs -

THE MASTER: I just want the kids to have a future.

MISSY: Then why do you keep trying to blow up the planet?

THE MASTER Must we always take this attitude to my work?

MISSY: Or freeze the polar ice caps.

THE MASTER: That was a simple administrative error.

MISSY: Don't you think there might be a clue in my name?

THE MASTER: Missy?

MISSY: Tiny bit of a clue?

THE MASTER: I have long suspected there was some cunning word
play involved. Some abtruse hint as to your true identity, of
some fiendish complexity and subtlety that it eludes even my
mighty Time Lord brain. Is it short for Mistress, though?

MISSY: Yep.

IN THE GARDEN, THE TRIPLETS OBSERVE THE TWO CIGAR TIPS GLOWING
MORE BRIGHTLY FOR A MOMENT IN THE SHADOWS OF THE GARDEN.

THE MASTER: My dear, do you think the triplets ever get lonely?

AND FROM THE HAPPY HOME, THE REST IS SILENCE. EXCEPT FOR THE
NIGHTLY SING-A-LONG OF THE ADDAMS FAMILY.


~~~~



(!!!! Addendum. From Time of Angels:

DOCTOR: Of course, then they started having laws against self-marrying. I mean, what was that about? But that's the Church for you. Er, no offence, Bishop. )

Comments

[claudiapriscus.livejournal.com]

I spent like five minutes gesturing wordlessly at my computer. And even now, I still don't have the words. *waves hands around some more*

[elisi]

IKR? It's... *waves hands helplessly*

[rahirah]

LOL!

[elisi]

If only it could be a DVD extra...

[rustydragonfly.livejournal.com]

I was just going to post this! Brilliance. How can you not love this man?

[elisi]

I have no idea. He's a genius. (And I guess that's why he's showrunner... *g*)

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

I... you... marry me a little?

*happy-clapping*

How the hell did I miss this? I'm laughing way too hard.

[elisi]

Sure!

But I'm only the messenger, twice removed. It's Moffat you really want. ;)

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

OMG...that is...PERFECT, lol!!

*Is stunned and giddy all at once*

[elisi]

I ship it so hard I may have to get icons.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That is SO awesome. I want that as an extra now. :D Bless Moffat's light.

[elisi]

The man invents amazing spin-offs at the drop of a hat! All hail.

[thisbluespirit]

LOL! That's just brilliant! Thanks so much for sharing! :-)

[elisi]

My pleasure - although how could I not?

[masakochan.livejournal.com]

Moffat is amazing, and I hope we continue having him around awhile more. xD

[elisi]

My thoughts exactly!

[jjpor.livejournal.com]

That really is excellent. I think the thing I laughed at most, though, was the idea of the "cigar gazebo", which of course Delgado Master would have.

[elisi]

It's those sorts of details that just slay me. Now I wish Missy had been smoking cigars [on screen].

[minim_calibre]

This was priceless! Yes, this is the mind that brought us Curse of the Fatal Death.

[elisi]

Indeed. :)

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

So Much Love for the Moff!!

[elisi]

He is, without a doubt, a genius.

[eaweek.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! Thanks so much for sharing. Moff rules!

[elisi]

He sure does!

[flowsoffire.livejournal.com]

Seriously?! Oh god, this is UTTER PERFECTION XDDD

[elisi]

I might have to write fic...

[dweomeroflight.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness YES!

[elisi]

OTP forever. <3

[luckweaver.livejournal.com]

THE MASTER: I just want the kids to have a future.
At which point, I utterly lost it.

[elisi]

It is a thing of PURE BEAUTY.

I shall have to write fic.

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

LOL XDDD

[elisi]

:D :D :D

[arcanetrivia]

ADDAMS. FAMILY. SING-A-LONG.

[elisi]

The Master calls Missy 'Cara Mia'.