Man Leaves Best Voicemail Ever After Witnessing Car Accident

[elisi]

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This guy is leaving a voicemail for his boss when he witnesses a minor traffic accident. The blow-by-blow account of the aftermath is PRICELESS. :) (No liquids near keyboard.)

Comments

[yourlibrarian]

When he got to the part about her hitting him over the head with a bible, I started to laugh too (not to mention that he knew the exact kind from a presumed distance...)

Good for them! Jerk.

[elisi]

IKR? Don't mess with old ladies! >:)

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

Hee! I needed that this morning!

[elisi]

My pleasure! Hope you're doing better. <3

[flowsoffire.livejournal.com]

Oh god, looks like this made the guy's morning. I'm picturing the boss' face… the Bible part is honestly priceless :D Power of the Old Ladies!

[elisi]

Old ladies in an Impala... It's the details that are so great. :)

[flowsoffire.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can really see the scene unfold!!! :D

[elisi]

My husband insisted on 'showing' me the second I walked through the door. I could see why! :)

[flowsoffire.livejournal.com]

Indeed :D

[elisi]

:)

[radiolaires]

This is absolutely priceless. Real life Golden girls! Thank you for sharing.

[elisi]

Totally my pleasure! <3

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

OMG...that was utterly hilarious!! I think I hurt myself laughing with him!!

Four old ladies jumped a guy who ran into them via red light. Bet he'll never menace a pack of old ladies again - omg!! I envisioned Monty Python halfway through, which only made it worse -

Then the 'Bible-thumping'...ye gods, I think I pulled something!!

*CACKLES*

*HUGS*

[elisi]

It's the laughter that makes it. That heaving desperation of quiet simply not believing his eyes...

Hope the longterm effects of all the laughter won't affect your health, and if it does, plz don't sue! ;)

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

It really is - poor guy was dying. But he paints the picture so perfectly, if his own laughter doesn't set you off, the imagery will!

No worries *grins* but I AM spreading this to my list! Just PERFECT. And exactly what I needed today!

*SQUISH*

[elisi]

Indeed. If only it had been a camera phone...

And yay for spreading the joy. I think *everyone* needs it! :)

[potentiality-26.livejournal.com]

Here from a_phoenixdragon's recommendation. This is indeed a day-making little video.

I started cracking up from the bit about where he thought an umbrella (I think) was a cattle-prod.

Thank you!

[elisi]

Hello there. *waves* Glad to have made your day. :)