Spam is fun!

[elisi]

Looking through my spam folder, I came across this gem of a subject line:

After you take Ultra Allure Pheromones , her life will be empty without you.

I have no idea what it's about (and I *really* don't want to find out), but I thought it was amusing! :)

Another reason I love Gmail - when the folder is empty, it says: Hooray, no spam here!

Does anyone want a Gmail invire btw? I've got 99...

And thus endeth tonight's spamming!

Comments

[spacedoutlooney.livejournal.com]

I'll take one! What do I need to do?

[elisi]

No idea - I've deleted it now!

[justadancer.livejournal.com]

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like one. Thanks! :)

[elisi]

I'm very sorry, but I deleted it! Maybe you could google it?

Anyway I'm very happy to finally say hello to you - would you like me to friend you back?

[justadancer.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you'd like.

[elisi]

My pleasure. :) And since you're here anyway - do you like Spike/Dawn? (AU post-The Gift', Buffy was never resurrected - hot, smutty, disturbing, angtsy, loving and lyrical. Sort of.) If you do I'll be happy to add you to the filter. :)

[justadancer.livejournal.com]

That sounds intriguing -- I'd like to be added to the filter. :)

[elisi]

Yay! Sorry about the self-pimp, but it's my dirty little secret... *g*

Anyway, you're in:

The Tale of Spike's New Princess.

[frimfram.livejournal.com]

My spam has started coming in all aphoristic, with subject lines like "It is not enough to succeed; others must fail." It is a joy to delete spam now, I tell you :)

[elisi]

Bwahahaha! I hope (and suspect) that these people have thoroughly miserable lives!

Oh and I posted the porn yesterday in case you missed it! (Which reminds me that I haven't read your fic yet...)

[ex-just-kumi863.livejournal.com]

After you take Ultra Allure Pheromones , her life will be empty without you

Heee!!! And all I get is the penis enlargement ones.

[elisi]

Ah well, I'm special! *g*