Nothing wrong with that * g * Sometimes candyfloss is exactly what's called for.
If you ever need candyfloss, you need look no further.

Though anything that's written primarily for boys to stare prettily at each other is not really for me . . .
Oh that part's perfectly easy to ignore. (As my girls prove every week. *g*)

Pfffttt-- Details.
And you call yourself an academic?

Pun has gone over my head I'm afraid.
Sorry, bondage was a bit of a feature in Casino Royale, as far as I recall. You should probably just ignore me.