Still - get some shoes like River's and you should be FINE! :)

In fact I have a pair of Rivershoes and come to think of it, they would look fabulous with that dress. Now there's just the money thing. XD

Must be a role. I mean, he couldn't have done that himself, right? Right?

... I don't know, I've seen him make some pretty questionable, non-role-related fashion choices in the past. I think he's probably one of those people that really just needs someone to style him.