Love, love, love the scene with Buffy showing Dawn the card. I mean, 8 lines (starting with "Then she opened it"), that catch each of them perfectly, and made me very glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time. "Is it...” she started, and Buffy nodded firmly. "Oh yeah. No photoshopping." "Wow." ROTFL

Also, Dawn with the stopwatch, Jack grousing about wanting his VM working so he can go blow up weevil world, Ianto/Jeeves and one of the nicer sewers, and...
and I hope you realize that we all want to see that list. Esp number 17. Though I'm not sure if I want to know how the mince pies fit in *grin*