An actual alien would be nice at this point... A nice one. (ETA: As in, I don't want EVIL ALIENS to be behind the miracle, but it'd be lovely to have a nice alien drop by to give a hand.) Or (I would LOVE this - *wistful sigh*) Alonso could drop by in a nifty little space cruiser...

Just something, anything. I'm easy. Something other than those contact lenses.