So, I never read the comics, but this was still amazing. Laughed all the way through.
Yay! \o/ (And clever, clever you for not reading them!)

Of course, until I saw the comments, I thought it was pure crack. Um... this is the fix? Really? Wow...
*laughs* Really, those comics are beyond your wildest fantasies. Or nightmares. It's crack turned up to eleven! (They make Torchwood look positively low-key and sensible.) *nods sagely*