“But… you are Twilight!” she replies, confused. “You and your army. Like… like some lunatic super villain. I mean - have you looked at yourself recently? You’re one step away from wearing your underwear on top of your pants!”

Hah! You read my mind. Seriously - one story I was working on for this fic had a similar observation about Angel being a supervillain. But yours is way funnier. : )

Your Buffy feels so spot on. With her history, there's no way she wouldn't be having this kind of reaction.

Really, what is it about evil forces taking over her exes, turning them into loony puppets and getting them to kill lots of girls? If she didn’t know better she’d begin to think that the universe itself was misogynistic…

Thank you!