Phew! I had vague memories of you having mentioned one in the past, but if this was gonna be where it all ended I was going to have to get out the big guns. I don't know what the big guns are, but they would have been got out.

(Yes, I have loved this story to itty bitty pieces and I am not ready to let it go. Especially with Children of Earth and everything, it puts a whole new spin on it all... even if the idea of Jack EVER moving on from Ianto would have half of Twood fandom up in arms, even if it was to a non-canonical ex. I think they also forget the whole "omnisexual flirts/sleeps with everything that moves (and some things that don't)" part at times)