Genuinely made me laugh out loud (which then made me cough) but it was worth it.
Heh. Sorry?

Sincerely, though, I will not ask you to remain on this mortal coil if there is paperwork to be done. I'm not that selfish.

And I have SLAYED the paperwork, go me. Even if it logged me out once because I took a break. (I should have an icon of Ten & Donna tearing up their contracts.)
Go you indeed. It does seem rather unreasonable to force people to do loads of forms when they're plagued. Do you get a medal?