Fuck everything

[elisi]

We can has Harold Saxon instead?

ETA: Mood:

Is it too early to start drinking?
Asking for a friend.

— Mary Creagh (@MaryCreaghMP) July 23, 2019

ETA2: Also a mood.

ETA3: Led by Donkeys strike again.

Comments

[promethia_tenk]

I was wondering if I should offer my condolences, and then I thought 'maybe better just not to bring it up . . . '

[elisi]

I've been trying to ignore it all day, so your instincts were on point.

[beer_good_foamy]

"Not with a bang, but with a wanker."

[lynnenne]

I'm so sorry. :(

[elisi]

You, Sir, are a genius.

[elisi]

I hope he crashes and burns like he deserves. (And doesn't take too much of the country with him.)

Our New Prime Minister

[kerk_hiraeth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daa8ZnxC-0Y

kerk

[watervole]

Johnson/Saxon...

Hard call.

Re: Our New Prime Minister

[elisi]

IF ONLY.

The list of people worse than Boris Johnson is about three people long... Farage, Grayling, Rees-Mogg. Saxon or Melchett any day. At least they were competent.

(Mind you, there is never anything wrong with a Blackadder video. So thank you!)

[elisi]

Saxon was a stone cold genius and supremely competent. And hated all humans equally, so less racist than BoJo.

[sea_thoughts]

Brexit will chew him up and spit him out.

[elisi]

I hope so. Cause otherwise it's us. *prays*

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

James Hacker would be a big improvement on Boris.

My daughter has decided she is definitely changing her surname when she gets married in the spring so no-one will think she is related....

[sea_thoughts]

I know everything seems horrible. It is horrible. But we're still in the EU. Could you have imagined that this time last year? *hug*

Re:

[elisi]

Good point.

I'll still go back and hide in Good Omens though.

[elisi]

Valid choice.

Also pretty much ANYONE would be an improvement. I mean, Mr rhymes-with-Hunt was the preferable choice which sort of says everything...

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[geekslave.livejournal.com]

So sorry for you guys. So ridiculous especially how he was chosen.

Stacey

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

Boris Fucking JOHNSON??

I mean, how the fuck -

Boris FUCKING JOOOHHHNNNSSSOOONNN

!@#$!(($@#$@!!!!!!!

*Headdesk*

Great. Two orange, blowhard, inarticulate, out-of-touch silver-spoon fuckwits weirdos with Russian connections/sympathies/blindness leading two super-powers. Into the ground. GREAT.

*hugs you in sympathy*

Psst. It is never too @#!%ing early...

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

UGh DX

[kazzy-cee.livejournal.com]

It’s soo depressing!! Not that the alternative was much better but at least not a buffoon.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

And now Raab is part of his team? The PEace Process is even more fucked. At least Harold Saxon was competent.

[elisi]

So, in Doctor Who metaphor terms, this is mad old Rassilon in charge. We can has the Doctor show up soon, yes?

[elisi]

This. Plus Saxon wasn't racist, he hated everyone quite equally.

[elisi]

Uh-huh. I have buried myself in Good Omens and am not about to return to reality any time soon.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

please please please

[elisi]

Yup, Trump's mini me. LUCKY US!

*goes back to burrowing into Good Omens*

[elisi]

Accurate. :(

[elisi]

Yeah, when Rhymes-With-Hunt is the preferable option, you're in trouble.

MEH.

[elisi]

This icon is surprisingly accurate right now.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

It's starting to feel like that episode of the Torchwood miniseries where Gwen was making a video asking where the Doctor was. Where's the Doctor? Can we destroy Boris by commenting on how tired he looks? Please?

[elisi]

It's starting to feel like that episode of the Torchwood miniseries where Gwen was making a video asking where the Doctor was. Where's the Doctor?
He only helps with alien invasions. Human folly, we're on our own.

Can we destroy Boris by commenting on how tired he looks? Please?
I have a horrible suspicion Crowley is responsible for Boris.

Aziraphale: Why would you DO that?
Crowley: Well I didn't think they'd be so stupid...
Aziraphale: Where have you BEEN for six thousand years? They're exactly that stupid.
Crowley: ... yeah. Sorry. My bad. Just thought he was funny.