I don't even know anymore

[elisi]

HOWEVER. This thread is the funniest thing I have read about Brexit in... forever.

LIDINGTON: First one's gone. It's Shailesh.
MAY: Who?
LIDINGTON: Shailesh Vara.
MAY: David, I was up until 4am pretending to give a shit about Corbyn's recipe for raspberry jam. My brain is broken. I have not yet had coffee. Who is that?
LIDINGTON: Shit. Was hoping you knew.

— John Bull (@garius) November 15, 2018

Direct link: https://twitter.com/garius/status/1062983853260918784

(It is very long, and very funny. Make sure you have the time/space to appreciate it.)

Comments

[beer_good_foamy]

LIDINGTON: Okay, thinking out of the box: Go full George-from-Seinfeld-after-he-quit?
MAY: So turn up, don't mention Brexit, pretend the whole referendum never happened?
LIDINGTON: And hope everyone is so embarrassed they all pretend the same?
MAY: I mean, it's pretty tempting...

This is actually the single most feasible Brexit solution I've seen in two years.

[elisi]

We can but only hope...

Or maybe it was all a dream?

*goes to do dream checks*

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Maybe Noel Edmonds could get them to agree to a Deal or No Deal?

[elisi]

Noel Edmunds strikes me as far more sensible than anyone else involved...

[sea_thoughts]

And that's really saying something. /snark

[sea_thoughts]

Some Tweets that made me chuckle

Boom

Let's all be politicians!

>So I just met you and this is crazy...

A load of :(((( faces

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh XD

[elisi]

But not untrue!

[elisi]

Oh my god, those were gold! Thank you!

[elisi]

You're welcome. :)

[sea_thoughts]

I see no lies.

[elisi]

Noel Edmunds for Brexit Secretary.

Or Mr Blobby for that matter...

[sea_thoughts]

Mr Blobby would be excellent. He'd throw pies in Farage's face and cancel the whole thing.

[elisi]

I would pay to see that.

[sea_thoughts]

Who wouldn't? XD

[elisi]

Quick someone hire the O2!