Not in any way like a drunk ex at 2am pleading for another chance because deep down they're good person

OMG

Your government produced this handy leaflet to the people you were forcibly deporting to Jamaica advising them to speak a bit rasta and keep an eye out for suicidal feelings

WTF

YOU'RE ONLY IN POWER BECAUSE YOU GAVE £1BN TO SOME BIGOTS

Never forget

Oh look its Amber Rudd again, I don't think she trusts you very much any more

Being forced to go on a television debate 48 hours after her father's death should have been a clue. :/

Your fucking cabinet is disintegrating like a cheap Argos wardrobe in a grotty bedsit

Okay, this made me laugh.

Thanks for the link. Followed immediately.