Huh.

[elisi]

According to Buzzfeed, it would seem that 'Grey' is basically just PWP...

I Read The New “Fifty Shades” Book, And It Is Absolutely Batshit (NSFW!!!)

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[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

So basically, "my cock agrees" is the male equivalent of "my inner goddess is doing cartwheels"?

Fifty Shades of Grey: The lovely story of two people with dissociative identity disorder.

[rustydragonfly.livejournal.com]

Is that email bit for real? I have the urge to go all SHOUTY CAPITALS IN DISBELIEF.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

I have read too much sub-standard fanfic because there was nothing there I haven't read before.

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

OMG X_X;

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Lesson: it pays to know people in publishing. Esp if you suck.

[promethia_tenk]

True story: I'm in my office today, and one of the managers at work started reading sections of this in the other room. Another manager was shrieking and protesting so hard about it that at first I assumed he'd found her fanfic stash and was reading it to everyone before I realized no . . . they've just got their hands on the new Gray book.

I was a bit disappointed, ngl.

[lynnenne]

"It Is Absolutley Batshit"

Which surprises exactly no one.

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

OMG...

Please tell me this is a joke. I'm laughing like it is, but I have a funny feeling (pun not intended) that it is not...

O_O

[flowsoffire.livejournal.com]

*simply can't get over the extracts*

Dear god. Fanfiction quality porn all. The. Bloody. Way.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Actually, it started as All-Human AU Twilight fanfic.

I am not kidding.

If you had the original ff.net URL, you could find it via the Wayback Machine at the Internet Archive. You might still be able to.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Uh, it marked my comment as spam. So, um, let's just say it was fanfic, posted online, for awhile.